if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family
you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe
Oh my fucking god
me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*