this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???
No America, as a representative from Australia I can say that we (and by we I mean me but I think it’s pretty standard across the board) refrigerate our eggs too
this mug i bought has a cat sitting at the bottom
Dear Sun, I have been a long time enjoyer of your warming rays that particularly come into effect this time of year in summer, however this year there seems to be an absence of such warmth and half the time even rays at all. I have not yet been able to use the outdoor swimming facilities or eaten one of the frozen ice creams I made in preparation for your coming! I know it is still early days but mostly there have just been clouds and low temperatures for this time of year, not to mention the really ugly weather we saw last week. So I ask you what are you doing? Where have you been? Have the good citizens of Melbourne offended you in some way? I know there has been much talk about climate change and how you are ruining pretty much everything but really we love your work. Politicians just us you as an excuse for flying private jets for the 10 minute flight from Sydney to Canberra. I mean you give us food, warmth, make our skin less pale (although sometimes red which I am not so much a fan of!) and you also give us a reason to not over indulge over the summer on Christmas treats! So please sun, I ask you on behalf of the people, come out from where ever you are hiding. Come give your warmth to the good people of Melbourne. Even if that means shining a little less on lesser cities such as Sydney and Perth because I think we can say that they have had their share already!
Yours faithfully, pasty white girl in a jumper!
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]