visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

(via sorry)

the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

(via sorry)

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

image

Oh my fucking god

(via hersheyb4r)

me: *owns 264 unread books*

me: *buys 17 new books*

me: *rereads harry potter*

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well